When you never want to answer your phone.

Realistically nothing good has ever occurred from me answering a phone. It seems only those who want something of me wish to call, no one seems to ask the question of why should I call him, just merely that they are calling to vent or digress from their lives. I am subjected to peoples bitching and their bad news. I have enough bad news for a life time and frankly I don't feel the need to spread it around like a common cold.